A Big List of Very Awesome Names

Merrily the feast I'll make
Toray I'll brew, tomorrow bake
Merrily I'll dance and sing
For next day will a stranger bring
Little does my lady dream: Rumpelstiltskin is my name!

I don't know why I made this list. These names just pop into my head sometimes. Honestly, I doubt any of them are even usable. Still, if I have to suffer, so do you. Feel free to use or even mix and match these names. Some are intended as Internet/Hacker names, some are normal(There aren't enough quotation marks for that word in this context so I won't try)...but most? I doubt you can tell the difference. Shoutout to Sugar Dunkerton, a real person whose name would fit seamlessly onto this list. 

Dolores Buttergun

Macklin Grote

Slapp Hammley

Fingal Crunchman

Wonderful Dennis

Stained Jenny

Tugwug Brown

Iaim Leavington

Stanch Harkins

The Wunch

Bananas Harrington

Amy Stocklette

Bevlette Stanford

Spink "Spank" Spunk

Ding Langley

Ring Dingley

Dong Dangly

Mediocre Dennis

Answer Dancer

Doctor Gun

Special Chills

Spectral Chimp

Species Chance

Dog Friend

Cat Enemy

Turtle Acquaintance

Coco Shame

Terrible Dennis

Slack Action (courtesy of the graffiti on the Warhol Bridge)

The Brunch Goblin

Randold Arnall

Actual Size

Whump Stumpington

The Blame Rancher

Vertical Betty

Dustin Debris

Wicked Short Ron

Ann Ville

Beau Dega

Hieronymous Ugrunt

Horkins

Rhonda Redundo

Chip Danger

Dullar Sharpe

Runsible Burbank

Ringo Tenspeed

"Argyle" Agnes Angus

Danny Convict

Pismo Blunt

Accidental Pete

Well, that's fifty names for you. Good for at least fifty characters, right? Because these are all gold, obviously. Thank you for sitting through my shitpost despite the growing horrible realization that I'm probably doing this again some day. To get real for a moment, this sort of brainstorming WORKS: if you write down everything you come up with, no matter how dumb, you'll at least end up with the building blocks in front of you to piece together what you really want. As evidenced, there's actually some decent ones in this list!

As a parting piece of advice: Life's too short for normal names. Give your characters something wild that'll spark a conversation.